Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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