Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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