i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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