I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
look no pants
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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