I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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