So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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