I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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