Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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