My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm both gender and math confused
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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