I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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