I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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