So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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