I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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