Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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