I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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