Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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