This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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