She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This is the high leading the old right now
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Oh god it's open bar.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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