So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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