According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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