Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
you never un-have a 4some
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
