also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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