I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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