Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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