i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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