So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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