Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
