I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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