That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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