Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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