Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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