I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
