Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Randomize