he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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