Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
