i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
