You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The adults are the big ones right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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