shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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