I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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