he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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