I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?