I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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