I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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