Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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