I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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