There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Did I show you my penis last night?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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