There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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