Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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