does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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