6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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