Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Your cock deserves a montage
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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