awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?