their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.