She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
We talked him into tasing himself.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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