Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night