If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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