i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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