It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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