Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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